Because it's Call of Duty

The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.

1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.

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ambush conference call

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.

"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."

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disney booty call

Spontaneous summons - often made via telephone - to arrange liaisons to watch Disney films on a ad-hoc basis

Note: Disney booty calls do not take place after midnight otherwise the Disney movie magic is lost and disaster often follows.

I was desperate to watch The Little Mermaid, so I gave Trevor a Disney Booty Call.

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Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.

I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."

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call and hang up

When you creepily call the opposite gender and wait for the answering machine or someone (preferably your crush) to answer, then hang up and laugh your ass off, for your creepy doing.

Yeah so i was feeling really lonely last night so i did a call and hang up to make me feel a lot better.

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Call of Duty 5

When a person calls the name WRONG. It is also used when a person is too lazy to spell it Call of Duty: World at War

Person 1- Dude you play Call of Duty 5 yet?

Person 2- You mean Call of Duty: World at War right?

Person 1- Same thing dude.

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Birmingham Booty Call

Mid sexual intercourse you shove a cell phone in your partners ass, call it, she shits it out, and you talk dirty to her over the phone!

My Girlfriend said she wanted a Birmingham booty Call

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