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A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS
That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.
In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.
Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!
The part of a new can of dip that is already empty after being packed. It is said that this is the pinch Jesus took out for himself before you.
"Damn! The Jesus pinch is huge out of this Copenhagen can!"
The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.
That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.
when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.
Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.
To offer fine or expensive alcohol to drink at a party after people are already drunk. Origin: When Jesus allegedly turned water into wine it was said to be good quality.
I thought I had another box of wine but I just have the good stuff. I guess we're drinking Jesus Style now!