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A noun used to describe those who bunk off work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness etc.
Steve: Where's Tom off to?
Dad: To play the XBOX... He's such a half-day Harry.
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1. An expression to show how unimpressed you are at one's accomplishments.
2. A way to sarcastically show excitement for something you really couldn't care less about.
"Dude, I just went 25 and 0 on this pub server using nothing but pistols!!!"
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
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1) God.
2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.
Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.
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From the Youtube show Smosh-A type of pill made for crazily obsessed Harry Potter fans that won't shut up about Harry Potter. The pill is red and white with a lightning bolt and consists of three simple ingredients: enriched wheat flour, vitamin B6 and a lethal dose of cyanide. Also comes in chewable form for kids, and suppository form for the hard core fans! Once you take this pill, you will be permanently silenced from talking about HP....forever!
Sue: "And then Ron said........And Dumbledore licked his lips and....."
Lily: Hey I have something for you......*hands Sue the Harry Potter Pill*
Sue: Ooh, a lightning bolt *swallows pill*
2 minutes later:
Sue: *casting spells in Harry Potter heaven
Lily: That was easy.
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Named after three escape tunnels dug by British World War II Prisoners of war. For some odd reason, they somehow ended up as slang meaning "everything/one else"
I can't just let every Tom, Dick, and Harry in my house you know.
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Kamala Harris is an Affirmative Action VP! She was the most hated candidate of any politicians running & did not get a single delegate, dropping out before the debate in her home state of California to save the embarrassment! Joe Biden ended up winning the democrat nomination and because Donald Trump is an unbeatable candidate, the deep state & Obama’s Shadow government needed a way to make it appear as if Joe Biden isn’t racist due to all his racial slurs like “I don’t want my kids going to school in a racial jungle” when talking about desegregation of schools & giving the eulogy for a former KKK chapter leader & calling him a great friend and mentor (Robert Byrd in 2010) , So to to change the narrative that Basement Joe isn’t a racist corrupt pedophile, they needed to choose a black female as his running mate! So Kamala Harris won that role! So being that she was selected simply because she is black & not a single person voted for her, she is the first Affirmative Action Vice President! She did not earn her spot with votes but rather Affirmative Action because she was added at the last min to keep doing nothing to earn the black vote! Because as Joe said “You ain’t black if you vote for Trump”
Hey did you see that new Affirmative Action Harris memorial in DC they put up!
Yes, they call it a glass breaker being that she is the first Black Vice President. But I am not sure why they did affirmative action for her, because he parents owned slaves! Our government is seriously fucked!
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the most miserable depressed character on the best show in the WORLD - aqua teen hunger force - he comes with action bills so you can loath in his misery with him.
"you know, sometimes i like to take this knife and just cut myself,... see how hard i can do it, before i just ... pass out man"
- Happy time harry
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