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I have to see my sister in Freo

Commonly used as an excuse to get out of something you can't do and or when you previously had accepted a invitation to something but need to get out of it. Having a sister may or may not be true and she may or may not live in Freo. This is irrelevant as the emphasis is having a plausible excuse, not on actual fact.

Can be embellished with descriptive addiction as such as ...for a family do or to go watch a football match.

Feminine form of i need to take my little brother to baseball practice

"Damn, sorry to do this, but it can't make it this afternoon, I have to see my sister in Freo"

by Ttaym October 17, 2013

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I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

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can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.

Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

by Braedon15 October 2, 2008

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Should have had a fuze bitch

Most gay assholes hit you in the head and say "should have had a V8", next time well try hitting someone in the balls and say "sould have had a fuze bitch"

Elliott: (Kicks mason in the balls)

Mason: Fuck

Elliott: Should have had a fuze bitch

by chubbychaser37 October 24, 2010

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Does Brooke have a fat ass

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass

Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES

by Applebee πŸ”ͺ🩸😻 August 17, 2020

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Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?

by Bgdthethnytne August 20, 2019

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i have a big c cret

A massive cock

"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"

I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks

by Stupid cock June 30, 2017

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