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When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.
I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!
Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!
Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!
what you say when something just occured that was so inexplicably wacky and there's nothing else you could really say. you can never really anticipate something that warrants a "holy heckaroli," but you'll know when it happens
holy heckaroli
Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.
Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
A state of sarcastic amazement.
You mean the price of living has gone up, but the paycheck stays the same? Wow, I'm in a state of "holy shittedness!"
The mother of holyness whom also likes to tickle small children while screeching like a demon
OH MY GOD THE HOLY MAMA GOT MY SISTER-
To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux
She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole
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