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june 7th ask out ur crush day!!!!
take this chance and ask them out i bet its gonna be worth it go and shoot ur shot with the boy/girl you love!!!!!
emma;hey u should ask out ur crush its june 7th
holly;what?! no!!
emma;its june7th ask ur crush out day so go do it !!
holly;ok fine emma
emma;yesss!
national uncle eddie day, a man who's so horrible at being a milk thief he's called the midnight milf thief
"hey did you hear? it's june 16th"
"what's june 16th?"
"a day to be an uncle eddie you twat"
"what the fuck is an uncle eddie?"
"a milf thief clam humper"
One: Dude its June 16th
Two: Oh really, Happy National Paighton Day
june 16 is national peg your friend day so, if you dont have a dick go ahead and peg someone that does!
jessi: hey angel guess what day it is?
angel: oh no not again!
jessi: thats rightttt june 16th thats means its national peg your friend day! now get over here!
When someone urinates, does not shake the extra wee off the tip of their penis, and pokes someone in the forehead leaving a pee pee mark.
I wasn't man enough to give her a Dick Schlegel, so I have her a Schleg June.
June 3rd is National Noah Hate Day, meaning you must hate any person named Noah during this day.
"I can't wait for June 3rd!" Said Jane