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a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.
Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
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A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.
I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve
Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)
Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.
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1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.
"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."
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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
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The best visual novel game ever created. Highly talented game dev NomNomNami made this using Ren'Py game engine. It features the personification of three entities: Time, Space and Nil. Your choices will decide the fate of Time (the protagonist). Highly romantic and lesbian themes. Also, the soundtracks are awesome and almost had me in tears. Perhaps there will be a part 2 of this game.
The theme for "her tears were my light" is absolutely amazing for its ambient electronica. More visual novels need to be created in this way.
To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.
'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'
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