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Jay is a really great friend and an even better lover. He is really affectionate and caring and if he manages to fall in love with you and you become a couple he will make sure you are happy and that you get all the love and affection you need. However it’s possible that you might fall for him before he falls for you. If you want to know if he likes you more than a friend just be yourself. You don’t want him to fall for someone fake because that would mean he doesn’t love you for who you are. You don’t have to be his lover for him to care about you though. Jays are can also be very lazy but when he isn’t sleeping he could make you laugh and smile while you hangout with him. He also hates being single so he can appear needy and desperate at times. He isn’t crazy emotional but he is a very affectionate person. However he is also very sexual and he loves hook ups and if you turn him on and you want to have sex with him you’ll be getting dick for hours. But if he can’t find someone to sleep with he will not hide the fact that he can satisfy himself with no help or assistance.
Person 1: omfg Jay is so HOT!!
Person 2: if you think he looks that hot right now wait until you get to hook up with him.
Person 1: wait how would you know that??
Person 2: I slept with him last night.
Person 1: OMG HOW BIG IS IT?!
Person 2: quite a few inches to keep you up all night.
Jay a person who is obsessed with polos would sell you to buy polos
Jay: I dont have enough money to buy polos
Person: I dont either
Jay: How much are u worth i can probably get quite a few
The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK
So I totally bought a taco Bell breakfast for Jay on a Tuesday
Synonym for "Joint"
A consumption-way of the drug or medicine Cannabis.
The truest dude you'll ever meet, but he's maddening AF. He's the kind of guy that goes to the store for a thing, buys a bunch of stuff. Comes back without the thing. Nearly. Every. Effing. Time. Like, you think you don't have to worry about it, cause you know, he brought a list. Still no thing. He's not all bad. If Jay were a horse, you would buy another just like him. And then, shoot them both.
You had one job, Jay.
Jay is a bitch ass nigga that gets no bitches. Nigga is a baltimorean
Jay: dittleyang onna yittleyang manuck is yee shtewpid dammy
Jaquavion: that Baltimore nigga prolly named jay