all-knowing

n: one who has partaken of the all-knowing cock.

Hey you know why Jim is all-knowing?

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

Neety knows

When a person, whose nickname is "Neety", just so happens to known things

I had my doubts but I guess it's true, Neety knows

u know who

Telling someone that they know the person they are talking about

U know who im talking about

knowed up

To know everything about something

Boady is sure knowed up on collecting purple shit

Know by Facebook

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.

Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.

Lee Know

He is the most precious human ever. Loves teasing and bothering his friends. Has the most beautiful smile, it could light up the whole world, thats how much I love it. He is also the most warm-hearted person in this world. The funniest and coolest person you will ever meet. He has the best humour in this world and is also the best looking man in the universe. He‘s a huge cat lover and especially loves his 3 own cats; Soonie, Doongie and Dori. He has a very special place in my heart and I love him.

„Who is your favourite person?“
-„Duh, its Lee Know of course!“