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a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body
your mom is a lesbian titty fucker
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Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.
Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.
A lesbian who was married into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage) to one man for at least 10 years due to family, or social pressure but has returned permanently to her true sexual orientation.
Unlike platinum, gold, and silver metals which are soft and "pure"... Titanium, one of the strongest metals and having one of the highest melting points is reserved for those that, yes, making the mistake of giving into family and or social pressure to marry into a heterosexual marriage, return to their true sexual orientation and stay true the rest of their lives.
Often, many titanium stars are very emotionally strong due to having endured a MOM, divorce and reestablishment into the LGBT community.
A title of honor.
Cindy's gay?! She was married to Danny for 12 years! What is she bisexual or something?
Friend: no, she's a Titanium star Lesbian
More Insulting Than ur mom gae and Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт
timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again
XD
Worse then ur mom gay
Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*
Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.
Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*
Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian
Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.