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A duck that tries to be impressive.
I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.
Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.
Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.
the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)
“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”
“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”
(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?