Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

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one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

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Day One

A time one proclaims that they are ready for the job and task ahead.

Ted Kennedy says Barack Obama will be ready to be President from day one.

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cute one

The cuter, hotter, and/or cooler one in a group of siblings, for example the cuter boy of the brothers or the cuter girl of the sisters. Usually used for boys.

Marie:"Hey Sheridan, do you see Scott over there? Isn't he hot?"
Sheridan: "Yeah, but his brother is the cute one."

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cut one

you farted.

The kid next to me cut one and we all laughed at him.

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One Down

It's the rape difficulty in the game payday 2. You'll get swarmed by Zeal-Cloakers, Zeal-Dozer, and skull masked assholes that'll down you in no time. You can be downed only once.

Dummy1:"I wanna try one down"
Dummy2:"No you don't. It'll rape you."

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Bae One

A girl that has stuck with you since the beginning

Andrea and D were disgusted by the golden shower video Charlie shared in their group text, but they still talk to him because they are his Bae One's.

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