1.One who is wearing a hat.(while chilling)
2.A boy who has no game whatsoever.
"theres Dan just chillin with his hat on!!!"
A dirty sexual act where the man spread's his buttcheeks apart, sits on that bitches head and cums down her face. Dog's butt hat!
"what did you do with sandy last night?"
"awe it was awesome, i totally gave her a dog's butt hat!"
Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...
Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...
Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat
Bored Mom: With loser parents.
A quarter (1/4th) of a cannabis-laced muffin.
Sam is stoned off their ass and they literally only had a small hat.
A hat you wear when you're feeling very cliché or annoying. Note the cliché in the name.
Person 1: What are you wearing?
Person 2: It's my been there, done hat so I can annoy you to the point of suicide!
Used to show that you or another person have autism because of the similarity to the “Please be patient I have autism” hat
Keep it up and I’ll drop a blue hat emoji on you
When you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you.
There will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays