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The Ryan Affect

Get fuck once and you will continued to get fuck out of no fault of your own

Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night

Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect

by Ryan is a huge gay boy September 9, 2017


Ryan Bane

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

by Janson Jones April 6, 2023


Ryan Ong

Ryan is a boy has a big head and weird hair with glasses and he loves a girl named Tiffanny who is one of the best friends you'll ever have, and she is too good for Ryan. He has a deep connection to Po from the Teletubbies (vodka) and his order from in n out will always be double double animal style with cheesy fries.

i order animal style fries sometimes
maybe 3x3 animal style if im feeling hefty
-oh wow ryan ong is trying to be funny-

by itsmeurmother December 6, 2021


Ryan Glenn

A smelly troubled fish who wants to fight everyone that stands in his way. Often found scrubbing Sid stoned at Morrisons.

Example 1: "That sloth is a real Ryan Glenn!"
Example 2: "I wish I could be more like Ryan Sid Fish Glenn!"

by RYAN GLENN October 6, 2014


Angry Ryan

When someone, usually Ryan Reynolds, gets angry for a bad reason that he was the cause of, but always gets over it either way sooner or way later than people expected.

"Dude, angry Ryan has been here since I didn't invite him to the concert because he was being an ass to me"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"

by Blue899 January 3, 2018


ryan hadi

A nerd that skips school because his feet get cold

C’mon bro don’t be a Ryan Hadi

by This guy my 🅱️🅾️♊️ October 25, 2017


keith ryan

a wild coon

Hey Keith Ryan, get over here ya coon!

by Coon niiii January 27, 2014