slap shot

When you slap your partners ass cheeks with your penis. You score on the shot when you penetrate your partners asshole.

Sarah always likes it when Wade slap shots her ass.

Sarah: "Are you going to score tonight baby or what?"
Wade: "Im going to cross the red line and fire a long slap shot right into your net babe"

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Sure shot

A man who unexplainably knocks up every girl he screws one time.

When Dana told John about her pregnancy, he knew he was a sure shot.

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the golden shot

when a man urinates in someones mouth.

"Kenny wane game his son the golden shot"

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shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

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Espresso Shot

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.

"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."

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shots fired

what you say after you fart/ blow a hole in your chonies; replacement for "safety"

johnny: "shots fired"
timmy: "you got fart particles on my chorizo!"

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self shot

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

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