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Space hopper

A large ball with a pair of handles or a single handle that one sits on and moves around on by bouncing, a popular toy in the 70s that has decreased in popularity yet nonetheless remains very popular with kids and adults alike because nobody is going to tell you that you can’t use one of these things because there is no valid criticism to be made

Unfortunately, nobody talks about them because whenever one brings them up everyone automatically assumes they are part of the looner community due to social engineering by the degenerate parts of the furry community and they are often left abandoned in the shed or the corner of a house and physically abused with sharp objects

Joe: Hey do you want to have a space hopper race with me, Bob?

“OH MY GOD THIS SPACE HOPPER YOU DREW ME IS SO CUTE FNVNFENDCNLNSDKJCF”

Space hoppers are for kids, Jerry, get a job”

“Anybody who touches my space hopper is going to die”

Fuck your opinion, I’m getting a space hopper”

“Wow, I haven’t used this space hopper since I was a kid”

“I have a space hopper, your argument is automatically invalidated”

by MrEBOSM October 9, 2021


Beer Space

The space in your fridge reserved only for beer.

Dude my girl tried to put her yogurt in my beer space yesterday.

by qualley95 April 12, 2011


We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid

"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."

by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023


Dog Space

The area where a dog is looking when it looks off into space.

Maria- “Oh my GOD, my dog is staring off into space again. THERE IS A GHOST!!!”

Derek- “Nah bitch, that’s dog space.”

by ClapSlapDisD October 21, 2021


Secure Waiting Space

Originally opened as a "waiting space" for homeless men, the Secure Waiting Space is a Hennepin County funded overflow shelter operated by Catholic Charities. It is located at 1000 Currie Avenue North, Minneapolis, MN 55403.

It houses around 150-200 men a night. The first floor of the shelter consists of thin mats on a floor, and the second floor is called Pay-for-Stay. Beds are around $4.00 a night, and men must be sober to stay on the second floor.

Shelter workers and case managers refer to Secure Waiting Space as "1000 Currie" or "Secure Waiting," but homeless people almost always call it tramp camp.

Where is Secure Waiting Space? Are you talking about tramp camp? Oh yah, now I know what you mean.

by burdgirl February 13, 2011


space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.

If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011


Bearded Space Clam

A vagina that’s out of this world.

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!

by Spacedust June 22, 2024