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When a certain individual can't catch a pass or get a single yard on the football field.
Shit on lock buddy welcome to D-realigans island:
Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call
While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.
Total Fruit Island aka TFI is supposedly the 2nd object show ever, and it’s mainly lost, only with episode titles and the episode 1 description,
Is Total Fruit Island Lost?
Total Fruit Island is Lost,
Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
The Andaman and Nicobar Islands are owned by India.
Guy#1: I just sunk the Andaman and Nicobar Islands!
When a moment so disappointing you say bruh but a bruh still won’t be able to describe the disappointment so you need an island of bruh to show your disappointment
Person: dude I don’t think ever even liked your sister after dating her for 3 years
Person 2: dude you’re such a bruh island