can i get an f in the chat

similar to RIP! used in circumstances to show disapointment
ex. "I just failed my test!"

"my mom just died"
"I can't find my juul"
"My cat got hit by a car"
and to all you can humorously say, "CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT" and it works oh so perfectly.

older people might not understand but it is truly wonderful

mom: (to my dad) honey, i found your texts with kathleen! who the hell is that???
me: can i get an f in the chat for dad

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can I take a rain check?

means: that you do not want to accept an offer or suggestion but you might accept it at another time.

Annie: i was just calling to see if you wanted to have lunch tomorrow.
MAry: oh, I'm Sorry I have a meeting at that time, can I take a rain check?....

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Can you hear me now?

1. What you say repeatedly when you're on a shitty cell phone/have a bad connection.

2. What's said in the Verizon Wireless commercials by 'that guy'.

1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!? What the fuck is wrong with your phone, yo?!

2. -"Can you hear me now...?"
-"GOOD!"

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Can you be the K to my JT

A phrase that will make all the women and men in a 1 meter radius wet

Hey I know that we haven't talked a lot these past few day but can you be the K to my JT.

HELL YEA

You can scan my ass!

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.

I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.

can I have your stuff?

A common quip on MMOG, usually used in response to someone (the "quitter") childishly denouncing the game in a overdramatic fashion, especially if the "quitter" is claiming that they are going to move on to the next big thing in MMO's.

This generally means: Thanks for sharing, as if we care whether you play the game or not. Your post was a waste of space, and you probably are as well. Without you, the world is a better place.

Drama Queen: "Man, this game sucks; nerfing my class like this is a slap in the face. Good thing that <insert new game> will be out soon, see you there."

Other poster: "can I have your stuff?

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can i have your number?

a common used sentence in the clip "Can i have your number" on MadTv.

oh oh, thats cool, but umm, can i have your number?

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