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The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom
I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!
When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.
fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.
Someone needs to check their shoes I smell devils chocolate.
A recreational drug. Helps make life seem more relaxed.
Old man: Fucking hell, what’s that smell?
Old woman: Oh, the hippies next door are on the devil’s lettuce again!
Old man: Lucky bastards!
When people act like they are Something they're not. Pretending to be a certain way around people when in reality they are not as they seem to the naked eye.
Out here where the devils wear halos
An erect penis.
Ah man, you see Austin in class today. I pledged allegiance to the devil's flagpole in his pants.