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an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.
"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"
"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"
"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."
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The subtle act of pleasuring one's self (male members only) through inserting the tip into a door jamb, or other hinged objects, and then proceeding to slam said object aginst the tip thus making it bleed. This results in not only immense extreme pleasure, but also a lovely indoor fireworks display of man magma, a name derived from the appearance of blood stained jism.
Man 1 : Holy good wank! what happened to yer nob?
Man 2 : I had the mother of all power wanks last night
Man 3 : No shit.
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Heterosexual term as coined by "The Scholer Brothers" indicating that a male in a monogamous heterosexual relationship prefers and performs better as the bottom or base in a more classic "cowgirl" technique
The Scholer's are known to be classic power bottoms
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power bottoms are bullshit. if you're a bottom, at least have the decency to be pathetic
she says she's a power bottom but still can't get her McDonald's order by herself
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Exclaimation signifying great joy.
"The sniper didn't shoot me! Awesomea Power!"
or
"Awesoma POWER! Didn't get towed!"
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The signature move of the awesome-ness Matthew J. Pinches. When combined with the mass destruction of his Power run, there will be utter chaos.
David: OH HAMBURGERS!!! MY OLDER BROTHER IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH HIS POWER PUMMEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!
Matthew J. Pinches: HAH HAH!! That's what you get for taking my wrestling doll!!
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