Don't be silly wrap your willy

One of the Durex mottos meaning: Put a mother fucking condom on your penis when doing the nasty.

Mark: Hello Sam...
Sam: Hi Mark, I'm gunnar have sex...
Mark: Don't be silly wrap your willy! >:O

That's my name, don't wear it out.

This phrase has two meanings; the first is that you're mother gave you a badass name as a baby and you've grown up with an immense ego about it, so you don't want people to ruin it with their nasty voices. The other meaning is that you don't care about people so you avoid them bugging you, by saying this phrase.

For example if your name is Candi Corona, you have all the right in the world to say "That's my name, don't wear it out.

I don't do that shit anymore

What stoners say when they are off of a drug for about 2 weeks before just going back to doing it. People who are serious about quitting probably won't word it that way.

Freind: Lucas wanna go smoke some dro?
Freinds freind: I don't do that shit anymore

1 week later...

1:Lucas wanna go light up?
2: Hell Yeah!!

I don't rightly know

Simply, I don't know. Used in answer to any question by someone who can't think of anything else to say. Used particularly by idiots from Australia, thinking it mocks Scotsmen in some way.

Andrew - Hi Rod, how are you today?
Rod - I don't rightly know.
Andrew, that's a shame, is it correct your an Australian idiot?
Rod - I don't rightly know

Don't hate the player hate the game

If someone (the player) is good at something (the game), don't hate them for it, hate the thing they are good at, because you arent good at or even in the game.

The word player used in this sentence can be confused with the sexual definition of a player.

Person beaten in basketball: "get the fuck out of here with that bullshit"

Winner: "don't hate the player hate the game"

I don't know anything about that

An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested remark was untrue, a backhanded stab by passive aggressive speaker who won't come out and say they think you are full of crap.

Synonyms: Passive Aggressive, Liar, Full of Shit, Full of Crap, Calling Bullshit, Bullshit, BS

Antonyms: Truth, Open, Direct, Honest

Related words: Mother In Law

Normal Guy: "Unemployment went down this month again."
Passive Aggressive Guy: "I don't know anything about that."

You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.

"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"