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A word commonly associated with the YouTuber MojoOnPC who is well known for being late to his CSGO competitive match's because he's too busy jerking off in the toilet watching Turtle Porn
'I think Jordan has a Turtle Porn addiction'
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When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.
While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"
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When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them
I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted
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A night of the week where it is a mutual, but indirect, agreement where a group of people all decide to look at and post porn, whether it be for humor or not.
"I wonder what night of the week will be porn night."
"Last time I checked, it was Sunday."
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What Jotaro Kujo loves to watch
Jotaro is secretly jerking off to Dolphin Porn
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The terms "Porn Boxie" refers to the methods used by Adult Film Production Companies, wherein they use Misleading-Titles And/Or Incorrect Video-Covers; for the purposes of (Intentionally) misleading consumers into buying their videos.
I Wonder What Involutions Will Come Into Effect In The Next 20 Years? I See A World Free Of Crime And Suffering. I See A World Where Everyone Lives In Harmony. I See A World Where Companies Will No Longer Use Porn Boxie To Trick People. So When I Buy an Adult DVD Named "All Asian Chicks";There Will Be At Least 1 Asian Chick In The Movie! What A Wonderful Future That Will Be!
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Someone who has sex on camera for money. More often than not it is a person who had a terrible childhood, probably consisting of drug ridden and/or abusive parent(s) or being the victim of numerous rapes. They use sex to fill the empty void in their life because they have no other way of gaining satisfaction. Some people like to argue its normal because sex is natural, but these people are morons who should be sterilized for the benefit of all humanity. They fail to understand what effect psychology has on human sexuality because, as stated in the previous sentence, they are complete idiots and should be sterilized against their will. Or killed. Preferably killed so people like me don't have to know they exist.
Porn stars like to pretend their life doesn't suck, but in reality they have incredibly low self esteem and are mostly drug addicts. How fortunate for them we live in a completely idiotic society that thinks their behavior is normal.
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