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The door

another way to say "leave" and "get out" to a annoying ass bitch or a bitch you hate a lot. to get a annoying bitch or a toxic bitch out of your life

Brittany: *just jumping around and screaming like a fucking child* IM GOING CRACKHEAD
Emma: Brittany! stfu! the door!

Emily: i hate Jamie soo much i want him to go out "the door"

by Wolfie&ChavoWolf June 17, 2020


Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

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Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021


San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

by Kakeman May 7, 2020


old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.

I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.

by TMP's © November 7, 2014


Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023


dingy door

The opening in the front of a pair of men's briefs. It's the door your dingy comes out of when you take a leak.

I couldn't get the dingy door open in time and ended up peeing all over myself.

by Chorizo Pudding April 22, 2020