get your grove on

Eating and/or drinking to excess, especially the day/morning after doing exactly this. See also bender, hair of dog

Better get your grove on this morning, otherwise I would probably be so hung over right now.

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

Build a mansion on your lot

Poop on your chest

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"

your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!

A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.

"your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself, NOW!" -LowTierGod

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Can I use your charger?

The phrase a girl utters when she wants railed

Jessica Ghobrial: man I’m hornier than sin and that guy looks good
Jonathan Ghobrial: I feel ya sis, go make a move!
*Jessica Ghobrial approaches the really hot guy*
Jessica Ghobrial: Can I use your charger?
*Jessica Ghobrial gets railed*

Im not scared your scared

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Im not scared your scared.

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!