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A less rude and more playful way to tell someone to shut up
Person A: Did you know that-
Person B: Dude shut the hell your mouth with your family feud ass questions
My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)
Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*
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A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.
Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!
Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
meaning to hush or quiet people who can’t shut their trap
Okay boomer, shush your sound!
the act of sucking your own cock.
Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?
what the fuck is that
To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.
Baybee let me put it under your lungs.