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National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020


asian snowstorm

A snowstorm where the expected accumulation is 1-3"

Him: Hey have you heard about the storm coming this weekend?

Me: Yeah but it's just supposed to be an Asian snowstorm so I'm not too worried

by mrtucker February 1, 2014


Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024


asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.

He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.

by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018


asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken August 20, 2015


Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2019


Fake Asian

When someone is trying to be cool or strong or smart. Also referring to someone that looks asian but isn't.

Tyler is a Fake Asian

by Mr.Frued September 30, 2019