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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy June 13, 2012


Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019


Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022


The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024


Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021


Soul Candy

Any uplifting street drug i.e. METH or Cocaine

"Ay you got any soul candy, ese?"

by lemonfishstick898 February 12, 2015


narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 21, 2022