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Primus PU College

A place of no education but of vada pavs and soya sticks.

This so called "Educational institute" will not give you a report card in time and will send you a pdf of the topper's faces instead.

Primus PU College? Ewwww

by CuriousSamurai August 7, 2023


Meridian Junior College

A now defunct Junior College in Pasir Ris, Singapore that merged with Tampines Junior College to form Tampines Meridian Junior College. Has one of the best looking uniforms in Singapore but has now changed to an ugly-ass white brown uniform. People occasionally confuse the uniforms with Catholic JC. Known for their Football, it’s rumored that many of the football players sign 3-year stints with the College to play for the A Divisions. Usually filled with Victoria JC or ACJC rejects. And also had a school song that sounds like a National Day Song. BORN OF A VISION TO BE THE BEST!

A: eh you from Meridian Junior College ah?
B: ya, why eh?
A: oops. i thought you were from Catholic JC instead

by meridianite August 23, 2021


St Andrews College

A school full of posh wankers except they're better than Blackrock.

See those kids from St Andrews College, lets not beat the shit out of them because they don't go to Blackrock.

by fax69420imstraight March 7, 2022


Imperial College London

That one university that every wannabe engineer/ investment banker wants to go to- especially if you went to a grammar school and everyone who doesn’t have 15A*s is a weirdo.

I want to do maths at Imperial College London- too bad it requires 13A*s at A level *sigh*

by Labrat789 December 30, 2022


Trinity College Blakeview

TCB is the absolute shit of all the other Trinity Colleges. We are pretty much the public school of all of them. We aint fancy and we aint prep. We have the early years to year 4's screaming "MIDDLE BELLLLL" and you have them year 5 - 6's who think THEY'RE THE SHIT (when they're not). Then you have them WEIRD ASS YEAR 7's WHO CUT THEIR HATS INTO LITTLE STRIPS AND THINK ITS 'FASHION' LIKE SIR WE AINT THE GHETTO GLUE IT BACK. And the year 8's hang around with the little year 7 THOTS. The year 9's are chill but some are weebs and weird but thats ok. The year 10's are stressed and emotional and gangsta bc they have all these tests going on towards the end of the year. we gang gang. (i ship collions and ford)

You: Trinity College Blakeview is the GOAT. im finna send my kids there homie dog.

by BxbyGirlMaddi November 24, 2020


Lakefield College School

A private school in Ontario, Canada where you will learn that wearing hats while eating is detrimental to your learning.

Teacher: "Hey, take your hat off!"
Student: "But why?"
Teacher: "Welcome to Lakefield College School"

by jefferycr7 January 20, 2022


College 4 for 4

Nicotine, Caffeine, Alcohol, THC

Dude 1: I’m about to pull a college 4 for 4
Dude 2: Fuckin dumbass

by BuzzBoy30 December 25, 2020