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Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.
Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!
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Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.
When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.
Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.
(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"
Sticking a nozzle in your rear while cranking your hog, as seen in a viral internet video.
I was gonna stop at the BP to get gas but some guy was doing the Alabama Gas Can at pump 7.
Words of encouragement.
Similar to the Chinese "add oil". As used by Heidi Bressler in Apprentice season 1 episode 1.
Used time around 23rd minute
A: I'll go into the examination hall and have my exam now.
B: Get gas!
it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)
''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**
A Gas Off is an impromptu competition in which two parties, through a series of increasingly meta attacks on one another's sense of reality and continuity, attempt to out-gaslight one another.
The competition is over once someone safewords or admits defeat. Do not continue gaslighting after the competition is over, you will damage your friends and your friendships.
(I don't have the energy to submit an example of Gas Off, I'm sorry.)