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A member of early 20th century Germany's National Socialist Party that can travel through time.
It doesn't matter how many times you try to kill Hitler in the past, because there are always Time Nazis ready to stop you.
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Someone who dresses from a completely different era.
If you spot a man sporting a mullet, Gargoyle sunglasses and fluorescent-splattered muscle pants, you may have found someone who has time traveled from 1987. Approach with caution.
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To acknowledge someone as human. Showing a bare minimum standard of respect towards someone. A level of respect someone who is a coke addicted, baby throwing, prostitute who owes you money for drugs that you sold them, could attain
Me: what's wrong?
Him: I just don't get why this girl won't give me the time of day
Me: maybe she's thinking about Elon musk memes
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A euphemism for masturbation; a reference to Carl Monday's 2006 report on pornography in libraries.
"Hey, Carl, wanna go hang out?"
"No, thanks. I'm just gonna go take some Carl-Time."
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Weekdays, 3.15pm: Enjoy a banana with some friends.
Not the same banana though.
"Is it banana time yet?"
"I left to go home at around twenty to banana time."
"Stop! Banana time."
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I've been cybering Jane for days, instead we could have been bumping uglies in real time.
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Quality time is a term mainly used by women in order to get her partner to spend more time with her. Usually makes men sigh at the mere mention of the word. Quality time however usually leads to good things like sex, cuddling and getting your laundry done by your girlfriend while you pretend to clean. It would therefore be in your best interest to spend "quality time" with your partner.
Girlfriend : Honey, I don't feel like we spend enough quality time together.
Boyfriend : Really? I see you every damn day!
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