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clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 April 14, 2016


Clam bomb

A clam bomb is when a woman queefs in your face on accident or on purpose.

Clam bomb: I was tattooing Krystal's hip, and she dropped the clam bomb.

by The tattooist October 9, 2013


Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 3, 2011


Lukewarm Clam Chowder

Releasing one's seed within a woman's vaginal canal and proceeding to perform cunnilingus upon the vulva of said woman

Hey baby, mind if I sample the lukewarm clam chowder?

by Willeigh January 28, 2012


Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014


Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.

Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!

by Clamer October 12, 2016


Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.

Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.

by George Malone July 9, 2022