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Fat sagging (more tricep skin than bicep skin) like a turkey waddle. Some slight discoloration most definitely from domestic abuse. Wrinkled like she smoked two packs a day and blew the smoke on her arms her whole life. Forearms like a twig.
I almost ran a red light today. The woman in the car next to me had the gnarliest lunch lady arms hanging out her car window and I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!
Just like a shirt cocker, but a lady!
She was the Lady Shirt Cocker at our Burning Man camp.
Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.
Lay lady lay. Lay across my big wide bed.
A dance revolution bigger than Soulja Boy and smaller that Thriller made by Beyonce and her back up dancers. The dance, which is fun and catchy, has been preformed by everyone from Justin Timberlake to Kurt, Tina and Brittney from Glee.
You can't stop the power of THE SINGLE LADIES.
Joe Jonas: *in unitard, doing Single Ladies Dance* if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it ...
Everyone else: Woah 0.o
Beyonce: Mwahaha. I have conquered the world!
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What southern belles pack in the bottoms of their suitcases.
Gina's upstairs putting on her silky lady things.
The bottom drawer is for my silky lady things.
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A lunch lady at your high school, usually middle age, hated, and calls children fat ass for buying two lunches.
Sharron Evans at Abington Heights is a bitch lunch lady.
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referred to as a feminine homosexual male; or a bitchass male
Lei: "Damn you see that guy over there?"
Mo: "Yea, he looks pretty gay"
Lei: "That's a mr. lady bitch"
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