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A middle eastern woman that wears thong underwear way too small for her that her lips hangs out of the sides.
Are those camel toes or her sandy mud flaps
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When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"
"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
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When you are visiting Las Vegas must take a shit but the toilet is occupied. So you poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
Johnny was taking forever in the bathroom so I was force to do the Nevada Mud Stomp.
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During intercourse, the act of taking a huge shit upon the chest of the other partner. Then, after the shit is complete, the partner who took the dump flips onto their back and lays on top of the shit pile until it is hot to the touch. It may then be used as a lubricant or eaten as a nice filling snack before the climax of the intercourse.
Jane gave me an awesome Brazilian Hot Mud last night! We got so full from eating that shit we couldn't even finish having sex! It was awesome!
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1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.
2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"
Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
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When you eat out a black persons asshole
In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.
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A person that would pre-crap the bed before having sex, loves the smell of turds
John: I just don't trust that guy
Keith: He looks like a Miami Mud Slinger
John: Well he sure ain't going to date my mom
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