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Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.

"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"

by Ohm'r Con February 17, 2014


short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.

Text: Sitting at short stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022


French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 1, 2017


Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 9, 2022


short teeth

Like Hitler only better (with sparkles)

Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan

by Racist Youth-in-Asia May 18, 2015


Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.

There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band

by sqrbrkt June 1, 2012


colored shorts

Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.

"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"

by I speak the truth 123098 September 3, 2017