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When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night stand “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.
Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.
A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads
All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head
Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.
Need a 'captains knock' here
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow
world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️
<It's a pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>
Captain Jack Sparrow: <I got a jar of dirt>
One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess
Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away