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Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.
He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!
The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
A name given to Yosemite Sam by Bugs Bunny in the cartoon “Buccaneer Bunny.”
“Haha! Well, see you later, Captain Kidney!”
when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.
Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.