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That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
An old Apple iPhone that still works through wifi like an iPod Touch, but cannot be used for any cellular features meaning it cannot work if not on wifi.
Person 1: Why does your apple email pop up?
PErson 2: Because you're on my dummy phone.
Person 1: Ohhh, put me on your main phone and not this hoe phone.
When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur
Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone
Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens
When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT
To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone
About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phone” with you 😂