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The act of luring someone into a locker room for the sole purpose of releasing your homosexual Asian friends on them then turning the lights out and fleeing
Guy: you got me! That was one hell of a Chinese rat trap!
Guy 2: one of them was from Thailand
Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D
Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.
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..."and that's why I didn't get arrested after the Siberian Finger Trap incident."
a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on
b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.
Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"
Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"
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when a female with braces gives head to a man for the first time
1.AHH DUDE I CANT BELIEVE I SURVIVED THAT STEEL RAT TRAP!
2. i cant believe you risked that
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Literal: Any man lacking the will power and self confidence/esteem needed to be the controlling factor in a relationship.
Allegorical: A little bitch who wears his girlfriend's/spouse's panties until she tells him he is allowed to take them off.
Morgan is trapped inside the vagina.
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