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When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots
Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...
Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).
Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈
A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.
There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!
when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection
“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
A albino nigga who's the #1 pimp daddy and love's weed :D , he's chyll as fuck and i suggest not to piss him off or this mutha fucka will crsipy your ass HOE'S BEWARE THIS PLAYA IS SQUARE!!! :p
He totally just " jeda wooded" that girl , what an ass hole , yeah he likes A" CUPS ... or did anyway
simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7
girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.