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a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like
Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it
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female boner of clit
While watching Frank walk around town with his empty double stroller, shirtless, showing off his fine physique and nice tan, Sherry had a raging clit boner
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A feeling of great excitement and anticipation when talking about or hearing Barrack Obama speak.
Becky and I watched Obama on the Daily Show last night, Becky got so worked up, she had a total Obama Boner.
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A man who, in everyone's eyes, runs the town and all its hoe's to the point where bystanders tremble upon the mere thought of his presence. A man who keeps the purp by the pound and rolls blunts till his fingers bleed, and in these blood drops you will find an alcohol content of .76. A man who has 7 pounds of meth brewing on the snap of a finger, (or the slap of his pimp hand). A man with a shlong so big, he rips his jeans er'day. A man who blows loads so large it could quench the thirst of a small asian family for 3 months.
Sexy Boner..."Bitch you better swallow dis load or ima rape yo daddy"
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the shimmering outline of a bonerinside of a pair of bicycle shorts or speedos.
Did you see the silky boner that guy had when he dismounted his ten speed?
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When something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection
I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"
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An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
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