Random
Source Code
Random
a french kiss with the added delight of chocolate =P
Britney: with a taste of your lips im on a ride... your choclit tongue slipping under...
4👍 5👎
a mixture of feces, being the chocolate, and bloody hemorrhoids, being the cherries after a particularly violent and enthusiastic, yet unexperienced hem job.
Forrest is an avid chocolate cherries fan. He's always got a mouth full of that shit, he's such a disgusting fucking assbag.
4👍 5👎
An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.
Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!
Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!
4👍 5👎
when your sitting in the bathtub (or taking a shower) and someone comes in and takes a shit right next to you.
especially when the bathroom has alot of steem and moisture in the air.
my sister came in and pulled the chocolate bayou on me last night
4👍 5👎
Chocolate Marshmallows are well... Chocolate flavored marshmallows. They are commonly found in the suburbs.
I just ate a bad of chocolate marshmallows and they taste exactly like chocolate.
5👍 8👎
After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.
5👍 7👎
noun: to pecker-slap a friend hard enough for the tip of the penis to reach the outer-rim of the anus, leaving fecal residue on the penis as a chocolate kiss.
Riley slapped Bryce's dick so hard, it left a chocolate kiss on his penis!
5👍 7👎