The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.
Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants
"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.
Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."
A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.
I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!
When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹
the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women
Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful
A group who has hooked up with the same girl. Especially when a straight guy and a bi-sexual or lesbian chick hook up with the same girl!
Did you hear that Zach and Whitney joined the clam clan, they both hooked up with Rachel this weekend?