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When your friend gives you a blowie.
Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.
The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.
I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.
A woman who has slept with a lot of guys, giving her the same level of appeal as rented footwear that an uncountable number of strangers have put their stinky ass feet in before you.
I broke up with my girlfriend Dawn when I found out she was a bowling shoe.
Dont sleep with her dude. You have no idea how many guys have been in that bowling shoe.
Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."
I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"
This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
Thats cool or thats neat or thats awsome
"ah slick shoes man, thats sweet"
"slick shoes dude, thats never been done before"
An involuntarily absent father who is only contacted when the mother needs money for shoes
He didn't want to be a shoe daddy and just pay child support so he filed for custody of his children.