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Religion of thy mighty pickle

The true religion worshiping the true gods, the deities of pickle. ALL HAIL THY MIGHT PICKLE FOR HE WILL ASSENT FROM THE DILL HELL AND RECLAIM HIS THRONE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!!! But we shall show mercy to strays and teach them our ways. The straggots will be punished!!!(Look up that word in urban dictionary)

True worshiper: the religion of thy mighty pickle is truly legit

Sinner: please let me go, don’t hurt my family
True worshiper: fine, I will. But thy will suffer a worse punishment for when the pickle of might returns. I gave you chance to save yourself. But you will wait foolish MORTAL

(2 weeks later)
Sinner: ITS A HUGE PICKLE!!! MY KIDNAPPERS WERE RIGHT
Sinner’s wife: we are going to a shelter of pickle worship with my sister and her kids. We will learn the pickle ways and be saved, but we will be servants for a brief amount of time. But that is fair. We are so grateful for there generosity and forgiveness to all.
Sinner’s son: Oh pickle, mighty pickle of the sky, please forgive our dumb ways
Sinner’s other son: We are so grateful for the generosity of the pickle monks and forgiveness to us sinners and strays from might pickle.
Sinner’s daughter: For give us!
(They arrive at the church)

Pickle Monk 2: Hello! Welcome!
Pickle Monk 1: All hail might pickle, for we shall let you into our teaching shelter that was once a Catholic Church
True worshiper: you, sinner, was warned. Now you must face the punishment. But your family will be clean with mighty pickle ness.
The sinner slowly implodes and almost dies a horrible death but survives and must live the rest of their life with the pain

This is a good example of when there is no character limit (:

by Priest_of_might_pickle💖💛💙 February 9, 2021

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shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

by senior bitch mittens November 3, 2013

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Boner Packing Pickle Nuts

A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.

Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"

by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008

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Purple pickle up in the wind

A phrase that Ski mask the slump god uses to relate to his purple penis in the wind and bragging that he has the confidence to wip it out in the wind

She wants to see my purple pickle up in the wind

by Niguigi December 2, 2022


wrist deep in a pickle jar

To literally have your whole hand in a pickle jar

dude i last night i was wrist deep in a pickle jar.

by Fishguy13 March 25, 2016


Donkey Riding Pickle Fish

An undersea creature that is part pickle, part fish, and part fish. Also referred to as a DRPF. It lives only in the Indian ocean and are very rare.

I have never seen a Donkey Riding Pickle Fish Before.

by Tico30098 August 6, 2020


Tickle my Pickle for a Nickel

The act of paying a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle

OMG George your fingers seem like they're meant for tickling , Will you tickle my pickle for a nickel?

by Asian_Daddy_69 October 27, 2017

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