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When you awake from sleeping with a cold to find that you have drooled so profusely out your mouth during the night that your spit has turned to a white crust around your mouth with bits of sticky, white, congealed spit hanging off your lips. It also describes the terrible, terrible, taste that you experience upon waking up. Deep throat bonus if you wake up with a sore throat too.
"Shit, did somebody rape me in my sleep? Wait... it's just semen mouth."
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Soreness in the mouth, gums and teeth from overusing the highest registers on a clarinet with not enough rest between practice sessions. "Clarry"=clarinet.
This conductor is a sadist! I wish I didn't have so many high notes to play: I'm starting to get clarry mouth!
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The Southern Orifice, located in the Umbral Frat Slopes of Boulder. Concocted by the unholy breed of Boulder Stoners, the South Mouth chicken wings possess the most varied and potent flavors known to mortal senses. According to the Tablets of Minionbach, The South Mouth wings possess the ability to cleanse the soul of the consumer of their sins, allowing them to cross the corrupted plains of Los Alamos, and access the portal to the Chet Pit
The Portal to the Chet Pit is within the Los Alamos labs. The only artifact that will allow you to pass through the corrupted plains, unmutated, is the Ancient Wings of South Mouth.
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Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)
Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.
Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.
Essentially, vomiting horribly...
My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!
An affectionate term that does not mean to literally kiss someone on the mouth. It is used when another person does something cute or sweet.
Thanks for bringing me coffee Nikki! I could kiss you on the mouth!
A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".
Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
When a person takes a shot but does not swallow it and then transfers it over to the other persons mouth.