A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.
"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".
We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.
When you can't fit all the food into your mouth so you slurp it as you would spaghetti
"This lettuce won't first in my mouth"
"Noodle it dude"
When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce
Mom made Amish noodles for dinner
dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”
a nigger!
Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.
Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?