A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.
An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
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When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.
"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"
"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."
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Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.
Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?
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Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)
He has a stain from his pant shandy.
We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.
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Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active
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To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.
Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...
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I looked at her and got a headache in pants.
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