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Humfrey Pants

A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.

Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.

by Gotta Luv It November 23, 2009

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Cheeze Pants

When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.

"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"

"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."

by HermanManwells August 20, 2009

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drainage pants

Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.

Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?

by caveman10 May 18, 2016

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Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)

He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.

by DragonFly02 August 12, 2009

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Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active

Wearing my love pants

by 5555two May 13, 2017

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Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 26, 2004

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Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher June 12, 2012

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