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The best person ever

Addison

Addison is the best person ever

by koikoi June 2, 2021

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Worst person in the world

The worst person in the world is That teacher that gives out homework on Friday

An example of the worst person in the world is that person who owes you money but doesn’t give you it

by That random dude with no life March 7, 2019

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My favorite person

The person u think of 25/8, and you love to hang out with. Also u hang with them and talk bad about ur ex together

George: Do you know Danny

Michael: Yeah he’s my favorite person, we talk bad about my ex.

by Deleteyourself_ November 25, 2019

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Accountant Personality Disorder

Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.

Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."

by RickC84 October 8, 2013

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third person theatrics

The act of referring to yourself in the third person when you are trying to talk tough or brag about something impressive you've done.

Tibbs told the CEO that good third quarter results aren't good enough, if you don't make me a millionaire by 30, you should be replaced. Tibbs, you're crazy, you've got delusions of grandeur and third person theatrics. delusions of grandeur, narcissism, cocky, arrogant, self-absorbed

by joecoolthefool January 10, 2015

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person yo-yo

A yo-yo fashioned out of a human. A human on a string.

Billy Joe loves his person yo-yo, it even yelps when you release it!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

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white person moment

When a white person does something hella crazy you know any other race wouldn’t do.

β€œDid you hear Rebecca tried to fight a bear?”
β€œJust another generic white person moment.”

β€œWhat do you mean?”
β€œWhat would a black person be doing fighting a god damn bear?”
β€œTrue.”

by just another black person November 21, 2020

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