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self-report

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.

Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?

by MidniteLRG June 28, 2024


self getting

An other word for masturbation. You are getting thinks done yourself.

Didn’t hook up with that girl last night, so I was doing some self getting.

Doing some self getting tonight, got any good websites?

by Philsøn January 30, 2018


Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021


self oscillate

The act of mastubation while in self isolation.

Eg: "Hey Rich how's self Isolation working out for you?" "Bloody awesome I get to self oscillate all day while watching Weird Science!"

by AussieJoe March 21, 2020


self-in-law

Spouse.

My spouse is my self-in-law.

by KNN128 May 22, 2021


self-in-law

Spouse (wife or husband).

My self-in-law is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022


Self Love

maxwell scott green

oh you love yourself? sorry thats maxs thing”
self love? are you talking about max?”

by montemoneyz October 24, 2022