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A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.
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Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels
Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!
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Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.
So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.
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1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.
The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.
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The next main character set in the Metal Gear series. Vapor Snake is the successor to Solid Snake who has been cloned to make way for a stronger more lethal Snake. Vapor will be introduced in Metal Gear Solid 4 : Guns of the Patriots.
Vapor Snake is sweet because he's faster and meaner than Solid Snake
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The sound a person makes when they have been on the toilet for a long time trying to push out a dry shit after being constipated.
Justins leg shook as he forced out a black snake moan his body sweating profusely as the long hard turd finally splashed into the toilet.
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'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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