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You assaulted an old man in a bar you piece of shit.
Matt Brown "Show a little humility!"
Hym "I created A.I. and you assaulted an old man in a bar. No."
that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
How about something like :
Show-upper: a person that consistently shows up to shit that they signed up for and doesn’t flake
“Hey, is Michelle going to showmor what?” “ Dude, chill, she’s a show-upper, she’ll be here”
An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.
Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!
When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.
That contract was an absolute cream show, everybody made money and got home before Christmas.